if you like piña coladas
getting beheaded by ilyn payne
Lol, what?
Sunday Jun 3 09:48pm
I just love how serious Thor is about those poptarts
Can’t Get Enough of You - Jennie Lee Riddle (ft. Emily Riddle & Sarah Reeves)
Saturday Jun 2 04:52pmFrench Fries
Potato Chips
Hash Brown
Tater tots
Mashed Potatoes
Potato Salad
Fried Potatoes
BAKED POTATOES!
POTATOES ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD.
Saturday Jun 2 04:40pm— Joss Whedon, when asked how was it to work with the cast of The Avengers.
Saturday Jun 2 04:21pmMi amiga encontró éste guardabarranco herido entre unas espinas, dejó que lo tomarán y no se mostró agresivo o intentando escapar, curaron sus heridas y lo mantienen en casa hasta que el decida volar.
Saturday Jun 2 04:14pmit’s a sad life you have when you pay more attention and put more focus on the people who are miles away and talking to you through a text than the people sitting right next to you.
Dammit, mom, stop laughing at your own jokes!
Friday Jun 1 07:30pmI’ve come home from school and discovered that my mom is one of those annoying people who laugh out loud at everything they say.
I don’t remember her being this way… But it’s driving me insane!
Friday Jun 1 06:20pm
Friday Jun 1 04:13pm“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
